So, these two met on my blog and it looked quite extraordinary.
I JUST FUCKING PISSED MYSELF IT FUCKING LOOKED AT ME JFC
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
#Oscars 2014, Benedict Cumberbatch
Benedict Cumberbatch touched by Lupita’s acceptance speech
Oh god bb the last one, look at him.
you’re crying i’m crying
I just have an Oscar in my eye and i can’t get it out
How some people can not love this man I have no idea.
The cast and crew of ‘12 Years a Slave’ celebrate after winning the Best Picture award onstage during the 86th Annual Academy Awards
let’s play a game called how far can i lean off the bed to grab the thing
the amount of time it’s been since dinosaurs were on this planet is too extreme. my brain can’t conceptualize 66 million years. dinosaurs have always been 66 million years in the past like back when the cavepeople were chilling around they were also approximately 66 million years separated from the dinosaurs. that’s. too enormous. some caveperson 200 thousand years ago was just as many millions away from dinosaurs as me. genghis khan was just as many millions away from dinosaurs as me. madonna was just as many millions away from dinosaurs as me. my great great great great great great great great grandkids and their robot spouses will be just as many millions away from dinosaurs as me. a million is too many years dinosaurs were so many away and they were around for even more. i can’t even comprehend the number of cheerios floating in my cereal bowl how do i begin to comprehend 135 million years of dinosaurs. who decided this. who do i blame. how do i change it.
The hiker with the bashed-in head. How was he killed?
The phoenix is a large swan-sized scarlet bird with red and gold plumage, along with a golden beak and talons, black eyes, and a tail as long as a peacock’s. Its scarlet feathers glow faintly in darkness, while its golden tail feathers are hot to the touch. Phoenixes are known for nesting on mountain peaks. They are gentle herbivores and are not known for fighting. As phoenixes approach their Burning Day they resemble a half-plucked turkey. Also, their eyes become dull, their feathers start to fall out, and it begins to make gagging noises. Then the bird suddenly bursts into flames only to rise from the ashes shortly after. In a number of days, they grow back to full size. Thanks to this ability, phoenixes live to an immense age. Phoenixes are very difficult to domesticate, as Newton Scamander says in his book Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: “The phoenix gains a XXXX rating not because it is aggressive, but because very few wizards have ever succeeded in domesticating it.” There are two known domesticated phoenixes, one Albus Dumbledore’s pet phoenix Fawkes, and the other Sparky the team mascot for the New Zealand Quidditch team the Moutohora Macaws. Phoenixes that have been domesticated are extremely loyal to their owners, and would depart to find their own paths if their owners die, rather than finding a new master.